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Deep Thoughts
For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously


 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
 2. A day without sunshine is like...night.
 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers
 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad  name.
 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in  the trap.
 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a  couple of payments.
 14. How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.
 15. OK . . . so what's the speed of dark?
 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
 18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just  don't have film.
 19. How much deeper would the ocean be without  sponges?
 20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked  into jet engines
 21. What happens if you get scared half to death  twice?
 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your  horn louder.
 23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
 24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
 25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
 26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why  some people appear bright
             until you hear them speak.
 27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of
      jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

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